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Q&A/Message Zone
Posted:Apr 12, 2014 10:08 pm
Last Updated:Nov 3, 2017 2:07 am
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Here is where anyone can leave me a message. Since I can't read e-mails, write something here. Wanna ask me a question? Get your answers here. This spot for all communications that you just need to get to me

So come on! Bring on the questions. Fire away!! Nothing is out of bounds here. What would you like to know??
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For The Bloggers
Posted:Jul 14, 2018 2:30 am
Last Updated:Jul 15, 2018 1:15 am
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This question goes out to all my fellow bloggers out there, but first I want to give you a little background on how this came about first.

Things have been quite peaceful in my little corner of blogland since I burned the bridge one of the site's trolls was living under by blocking him from my blog. You can probably guess who I am speaking of. It's been rather nice. You may already know my blog has little to do with sex because, well, do I really have to say it? Sadly, yesterday's post about being on Vacation attracted the attention of another troll. The "you know this is a sex site" variety. I did shit him down fairly effectively but not before another blogger jumped in to back me up ( Thanks for that by the way! )

Which kinda got me thinking.

I started wondering, and here is where the aforementioned question comes in, Do any of you bloggers (guys feels such a one-sided term to use here) revisit posts you've commented on to see if the poster responded? And if so how long do you wait? Me, I usually check back the next day to see what happened. If there isn't a response I may give it a couple more days before I move on. Sometimes I just want to know if the joke I was trying to make had it's intended effect.
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In The Beginning
Posted:Jul 13, 2018 6:31 pm
Last Updated:Jul 14, 2018 6:01 am
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And so it begins.

My vacation that is. As of 6a.m. EST I off of work. I don't return until 10 p.m. on the 22nd. Still dealing with a little leftover swelling and discomfort from the gout flare up a few days ago but that isn't gonna stop me.

What will stop me is a lack of plans and very little bravery to pursue making plans. Guess just gonna catch up on some sleep
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Theme of the Week
Posted:Jul 11, 2018 7:52 pm
Last Updated:Jul 13, 2018 3:39 am
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Now I don't know about the rest of you guys and gals on here, but I an avid follower of the Half Naked Wednesday posts. They are great. You won't catch participating however because, frankly, NO ONE wants to see that!

having a little chuckle at this week's theme of "fitness"

All I can think of is fitness pizza in my mouth! Rofl
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Because I Got Excited About Something
Posted:Jul 11, 2018 4:55 am
Last Updated:Jul 11, 2018 11:51 am
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I've been looking forward to my vacation next week for awhile now. Still haven't figured out what I'm going to do but that's not really all that important. I'm finally getting some much needed time off from work to get some rest and spend extra time with my kids.

So of course something bad had to happen first. But not just one thing...

My ex called DCF on me. Again. And she filed a motion to try and take custody of my kids. Almost everything she accused me off the DCF lady found to be completely inaccurate. The things that she did find I'm already working on correcting. But of course my ex is already all over the kids with "When you come to live with me..." And "this is for when you guys start living here." Only problem is they don't want to live with her. And all the people who have been involved, from the DCF lady to the GAL attorney I requested for the kids to the worker from the Wheeler Clinic (which helps families access resources for the things they need), believe there is no reason to take the kids out of our home. Boy is she gonna be in for a surprise.

As if dealing with this isn't enough, my best friend died 2 weeks ago. I'm not going to talk about what happened just that it's tragic to lose one so young. I spent the week between his passing and the memorial service in shock and disbelief. And I was there in the hospital when they turned off the life support. The day of the memorial I got so angry at his dad. Instead of a eulogy, it sounded like he was giving an awards show acceptance speech. Thanking his friends and family who took care of him and supported him the past week instead of talking about who his son was and what he meant to people.

Now this week. Sunday I thought I had aggravated the tendonitis in my knees. Pushed through it. Was still hurting on Monday. Not enough to keep me from doing things like playing with the kids or making dinner. Went to work that night. The pain kept increasing. Until my knee gave out from the pain. I had to be picked up off the floor. Left work 3 hours early. Barely made it home. Spent 2 hours on the couch sobbing because any tiny movement of my left knee caused excruciating pain. Like pain so bad I was seeing flashes of bright light. Finally Dad found me as he was getting ready to go to work and called an ambulance. Found out it wasn't the tendonitis. This was another gout attack. So I've been either on the couch with a pillow under my knee or in bed.

I've even been barred from using my computer because I have to keep my leg elevated. I'm not happy right now. Bit hopefully I'll be able to make it to work at least on Thursday night. Can't afford to miss this much work and I don't like leaving my coworkers in this situation.
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July 4th
Posted:Jul 3, 2018 9:20 pm
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2018 11:59 am
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It's that time of year again. Time for me to once again bring back a saying that holds such truth, such elegance, such a deep connection to the day that it Bear's repeating over and over and over again.

HAPPY TREASON DAY FELLOW UNGRATEFUL COLONISTS!!!!!
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Rough Day
Posted:Jul 1, 2018 9:59 pm
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2018 9:24 pm
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Today had to be the hottest freaking day yet around here this year. Spent the day at the memorial service for one of my best friends who died a week ago. I'm not going to go into what happened just that it was tragic.

But standing in room full of people wearing a full suit and jacket when it's about 100 degrees outside was not fun.

Anyway, I was sitting in a chair with my friend's sister talking sharing some of our memories. And I'm finishing telling her about the time his aunt. his cousin, her friend, and her friend's mom came to visit him up at college. The 2 girls had just turned 18 so we decided to take them to their first adult store. Of course, the two moms were too embarrassed to go into the store with us.

Big mistake.

My best friend buys a porn magazine. As we are walking back to our dorm there is a lot of traffic driving by. And he and I are waving the magazine around shouting "We've got porn!" At all the passing motorists.

I told his aunt she could have saved herself the embarrassment of she had just gone in with us.

After I tell the story his sister looks at me and says "You really do have a unique way of approaching life. No wonder everyone calls you The Random Guy."
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A Bittersweet Goodbye
Posted:Jun 16, 2018 3:10 pm
Last Updated:Jun 27, 2018 6:19 pm
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Today was one of those days. The soccer team played its final game of the season. It got crazy in the first team. Even me pulling the kids back and assigning less people on offense didnt stop the onslaught. I just didnt want the other team to be totally demoralized.... I gave them a ton of respect for playing their hearts out.

Then came the party afterwards. We had pizza. I brought cupcakes so my son could celebrate his birthday with a group of his friends. Then came time for us coaches to address everyone present. My little speech went something like this:

"I want to say a very big thank you to all of you players. This was the first time I've stepped up to be an assistant coach and I couldn't have picked a better team. Every single one of you kids are just fantastic. I want all you parents to know how truly honored I am to have a been a part of this. And to Coach Dan, Thank you so much for letting me on board to help out. I learned a lot from you this season."

Then came time to hand out all the trophies. just a small memento of this season. They came out really cool. Then everyone ran off to get ice cream.

Did I mention our party was at, in my opinion, the best ice cream shop in town?

The bittersweet part came at the end. Sitting on a picnic table by myself. Waving goodbye to all the players as one by one their drove away with their families. Knowing that if I decide to be an assistant again in the fall I wont be seeing a few of these kids again. Moving up to a higher division.

I admit I got a little attached to these guys over the last two months. Watched them grow. Saw the friendships among teammates bloom. Helped their skills and teamwork improve. Only to let them go. Maybe the next team wont be so hard to watch leave...

maybe.
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I Know I Shouldn't
Posted:Jun 11, 2018 2:24 am
Last Updated:Jun 12, 2018 12:26 am
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I know I really shouldn't try thinking, but sometimes I just can't help myself. It's like this recurring problem I have.

Anywho.....

I've been spending a lot of time thinking about the phrase "He who hesitates, masturbates."

I don't know where I first that little snippet of wisdom from, but I guess it really doesn't matter. It just seems like one of those cute little phrases that you toss around when you are trying to sound funny. That is, until you realize the bitter truth behind those words.

I've spent a lot of my time as an adult, and even as a teenager, hesitating. Not sure if I should make a move. Send a message. Or a flirt. Or anything for that matter.

And so I spend a lot of time masturbating.

There is a lesson to be learned here. I'm just not quite getting it.
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Sorry Folks, Not This Time
Posted:Jun 8, 2018 11:53 am
Last Updated:Jun 9, 2018 4:30 am
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For awhile now I've been thinking about doing a "best of" post for you guys. A collection of some of my better posts here on the ol aye eff eff! I figure after 600 and some-odd entries I should be able to put together a top ten list at least.

But to be honest that's just not going to happen.

I realized about three pages into my blog's past that it's a lot of fucking work! And right now I'm just too damned lazy to do all that. Plus, some of my stuff is pure crap anyway.

But thinking about it. How would I decide which ones are the best? Do I go by views? Number of comments? And why am I deciding this? Perhaps most people wouldn't agree with my evaluation of my best work.

It's just too much to think about.

So I took the lazy way out.

I made a post TELLING you I was making a "best of" post.

But then not actually going to do it.
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I Can't Even
Posted:May 22, 2018 1:40 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2018 1:41 am
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Lately my job has really been bringing out my sarcastic side. I mean really. I can't keep this locked inside anymore

Driver walks in and says "I have a delivery."

I turned and said to the guy "You mean you AREN'T here for the Irish step dancing class?"

Another driver I told "Really? I wouldn't have guessed that!"

I told a third driver "Sucks for you! I'm here for the party!"

That was just today. I've come up with plenty quick little one liners since I started here. It's really helping my comedic repertoire
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2 Posts In 1 Day?
Posted:May 20, 2018 9:52 am
Last Updated:Jun 2, 2018 3:05 pm
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Been a long time since I had a multi-post day. Unless you count days where I posted an update to my novel and something here on the same here. For the sake of the site Gremlins, who would probably eat my blog if they caught even the smallest scent of another blog here, let's just say they don't count.

Every soccer season, I struggle to get through what they call "silent sidelines" weekend. It's where they ask the parents sitting on the sidelines to stay quiet so the kids can hear their coaches better. Clapping for good plays is still allowed. But I have a hard time with because I'm one of those annoying, easily excited sports parents.

But not this year!

Being the assistant coach, I'm allowed to yell stuff at the players. And The refs don't give me dirty looks for it!

Freaking sweet!
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Always A Daddy...
Posted:May 20, 2018 12:24 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2018 6:12 pm
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Always A Daddy, Never An Uncle.

That statement was true, until this weekend. My sister finally had her baby, my little niece. And to be honest, I thought I'd have been a little more excited. Maybe it's the lack of sleep and my brain just hasn't fully processed it yet. I mean, I'm an Uncle! I've been thinking all week how I get to be the wacky uncle that teaches the little all the terrible puns and jokes I know. The observational humor. The politically Incorrect one liners.

And the movie quotes! Gotta teach her to use the great movie lines. Let the good times roll!
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