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Condom size.
Posted:Aug 13, 2018 10:57 pm
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2018 11:25 pm
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Going back to when you were a young lad about to try sex for the first time, how did you know what size condom to buy?

Did you take a guess, or buy each size so you could go home and try them out so you were all ready to go?

Just think how easy it would have been if the item below was available back then. You could take one home and try the different sizes out and be able to buy the correct size straight away.

expecting some funny stories here not only from the guys but if any females have a funny story to share about their guy trying one on for the first time, feel free to share.









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What to do.............
Posted:Aug 9, 2018 3:56 pm
Last Updated:Aug 14, 2018 11:33 pm
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should you be a male and there's a fire..........









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More sex.
Posted:Aug 6, 2018 3:35 pm
Last Updated:Aug 18, 2018 6:49 pm
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Do you find your memory is not quite as it used to be?

Well I have some wonderful news for you.

A Canadian study has found the more sexually active women (and hopefully men), the better they recalled random words during memory tests.

Doesn't mention remembering where you've put things or why you walked into a room.
Maybe by saying random words you'll remember.

So if you have more...........................can't remember where I was going with this.




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Will never......
Posted:Jul 26, 2018 5:50 pm
Last Updated:Aug 2, 2018 9:52 pm
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beat the real thing, but during dry spells it's a must.









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600th blog.
Posted:Jul 19, 2018 2:24 pm
Last Updated:Jul 31, 2018 3:03 am
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When I first joined this site many ago, I had no idea what a blog was. Now here I writing my 600th.

It's all due to you wonderful people that has kept me going.

I have made friends all over the globe. Some I have met, some I'll never get to meet, but that doesn't stop me from calling you friends.

We are like a family, there for each other through the good and bad times.

Three friends have passed on. One that was dear to my heart, I still haven't got over his passing.
One a strong lady that had many hurdles in her life, but she never gave up, fighting to the very end.
The third, a Southern gentleman. Not afraid to say what he felt or believed in.

It's always sad when a blogger leaves without saying goodbye. Makes you wonder if they are ok.

Thank you to all my friends I've made through the years . And a big welcome to my new friends. Looking forward to all the new friends I haven't met yet.






For some reason words are missing. I have gone in for the 2nd time. hope they stay this time.
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To shave or not to shave?
Posted:Jun 27, 2018 2:39 am
Last Updated:Jul 31, 2018 3:08 am
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Ladies.... are you being put under pressure to shave, but don't really want to?

Well........... I have come to your rescue. How to keep the both of you happy.

Supplies are going fast so you must act quickly.

Below is the perfect solution.










They stole my pic. Trying again.
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Cold feet.
Posted:Jun 11, 2018 4:54 pm
Last Updated:Jul 11, 2018 11:16 pm
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It's winter here in Oz. I prefer the cooler months to the 40+ during summer.

Got my nice thick fluffy dressing gown to keep me nice and warm, no need for the heater yet, but my feet are cold. Don't like wearing socks, so have been looking around for a nice warm pair of slippers.

Came across these, what do you think?

Could come in useful should those god bothers come knocking at the door. My friends would get a laugh, but wouldn't wear them should my kids call in.










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A new type of protection.
Posted:Jun 5, 2018 10:48 pm
Last Updated:Jun 19, 2018 9:53 pm
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We know that it's very important to be protected from all those nasties out there.

We can get harmed in so many ways. But have you given any thought to protecting your hands? How would you cope if they were harmed?

So after much research, I have found something to keep your hands safe, so am pleased to share it with you all.











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Not to be inserted.
Posted:May 31, 2018 12:05 am
Last Updated:Jun 14, 2018 10:05 pm
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Ouch. I know there are those out there that like inserting things into their penis. Nobody I know, but have seen it mentioned in the advice line.

As well as the warning, they make sure by the small picture too.

I have a set of these, but instead of the penis warning, there is a picture of a clock with a circle and line through it???
Could be the person heard wrong and printed a clock and not a penis. Clock and cock do sound familiar I guess.








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Anything's better....
Posted:May 20, 2018 5:26 pm
Last Updated:May 31, 2018 1:46 pm
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than nothing.

I know there are many reasons people don't want to post a face picture on their profile, but a shadow does them no justice.

What's wrong with a torso with an open shirt, a bare chest with jeans un zipped leaving things up to our imagination?

The options are limitless.










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Do you........................
Posted:May 13, 2018 1:39 am
Last Updated:May 25, 2018 1:07 pm
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Keep old numbers from people you've met, or gone that one step further with, knowing it would never happen again?

I keep all of mine, then if they try to contact me again, I ignore the call. I know you can block them, but in some cases it's best to keep them. Like the stalker I had. I've kept all of his text messages, just in case I need them if keeps harassing me.









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What's your.......
Posted:May 3, 2018 2:45 pm
Last Updated:Jun 1, 2018 6:42 pm
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oldest piece of clothing?

My ex got me a dressing gown to wear in hospital when I went in to have our1st child. He turns 30 in a few months.

So think it's well past time I donated it someone in need, as it's still too good to toss. Or I could donate it to the museum of dressing gowns.

Don't know how many of you have seen either of The Stepford Wife movies (I've only seen the original one), but it would fit in nicely. A nice shade of light blue with a ruffle collar, and a piece of pink ribbon to top it off.

So with great sadness, it's in a bag ready to drop off at one of the charity bins. I'm sure it will be snapped up in no time.
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Do you like.......
Posted:Apr 29, 2018 10:56 pm
Last Updated:May 14, 2018 3:28 am
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exercising?

I try and go to the gym three times a week, and more if I'm on leave from work.
I prefer to do a class, but if there's not one on, then I just do a couple of circuits on the machines.

I have found a gadget for men that they can carry around in their pockets, whip it out and strengthen a part of them that can get a serious workout.

No need to pay high gym fees, no waiting to use your favourite machine. You don't even need a mirror to watch yourself grow.

Sound too good to be true? Not at all, get yours today.









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